The Pancake Rap

 Excuse me waitress

They call me flappy jack

And I’d like to order 

For my brunch attack

See I travel the world

Been looking trying to find

The perfect pancake

That will blow my mind

Make em golden and fluffy

A side of bacon that's crunchy 

Butter it up

Put some milk in my cup

Cover all with some syrup

That's the thing for the cheer up

My names Shiz Quick

See now I got this problem

I’m so fast that I’m smoking

And the munchies I got em

I see here that you got some pancakes

That’s good cuz I’ll need a platter

Choice of flour or cornmeal 

Gurl I’ll take the latter

Now the toppings important

And don’t want you to dis me

Make a note of this potion

And I’ll tip you a benjie

Cool whip it good

Piled high

Like you should

Loaded up with my berries

Blue

Black

Straw

And cherry

Sour cream on the top

Just a dollop will do ya

Sprinkles all you got

Melted chocolate

For my health

Maple syrup on the side

I’ll put it on by myself

And some additional fixings

Just in case we be missing

Anything that I’m wishing

For this perfection I’m piecing

No bacon

To greasy

Sub an egg

Nice an easy

Grab some juice

Make it orange

Add a water at that

And I like my coffee like Michelle 

Hot powerful and black 

Black 

Black

Pull up a 

Seat

Griddles fired up. I’m mixing up the batter.

It’s a

Shame

Every pancake that I eat just makes me fatter

You’ll have to

Wait

And if you think it be taking to long

Turn up the

Heat

They’ll be ready by the end of this song

So eat em

Cakes

So hot they be moist in they aroma

For heavens

Sake

Eat so many that I end up in a coma

It's a give and

Take

Hold up I gotta loosen up my belt 

And have a break 

I swear to God this is the best I ever felt

So thank you